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c0deblooded (Thu 9:06 AM): first off, happy 20th bday Ultima
c0deblooded (Thu 9:06 AM): 2nd off, how the fuck did he get logged in to the beta last night
c0deblooded (Thu 9:07 AM): i got my code and couldnt get into the members site
Debonair (Thu 9:12 AM): I can't get mine. applications are currently suspended
c0deblooded (Thu 9:17 AM): alright, i'm set up finally
c0deblooded (Thu 9:18 AM): i just wish i wasnt at work now
Balerion (Thu 9:24 AM): 8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place to Live
chaoscat (Thu 9:33 AM): for reference, Hagerstown MD is like 45 minutes east of me
Talraen (Thu 9:46 AM): I love how you guys are all excited about the FFXIV beta. I'm way more excited about the FFXI patch Sticking Out Tongue
Talraen (Thu 9:50 AM): I would like to see the update notes, but closed beta participants have to reapply so I can't actually log in
Talraen (Thu 9:51 AM): In other news, there are four codes in the WoT thing, but this is very weird: there are both capital and lowercase D's, but the vast majority are capital'
Talraen (Thu 9:52 AM): Which makes me wonder if what we're revealing is actually plain English, or something that needs to be further decoded
Debonair (Thu 9:54 AM): I wish I had saved an earlier copy. I'm curious if as more codes are entered the letters shift places as well
Debonair (Thu 9:54 AM): hm.. the ;'s are gone
Talraen (Thu 9:55 AM): That's weird
Balerion (Thu 9:56 AM): It makes me wonder if the passage intimately concerns someone whose name begins with "D"
Talraen (Thu 9:56 AM): Hey Bill, do you have your copy of Way of Kings handy? I want to check if they changed a name since that release
Debonair (Thu 9:56 AM): Nope. its home.
Talraen (Thu 9:56 AM): And Matt, that's what I was thinking, but it's far too common, and even so there should be more than like, three lowercase d's
Talraen (Thu 9:57 AM): You are useless to me! I'm literally through the prelude and prologue and already I'm like "wait I don't remember that," lol
Debonair (Thu 9:59 AM): I'm curious what the successful codes were
Balerion (Thu 10:01 AM): one of them was probably "Swordfish"
Talraen (Thu 10:04 AM): I first one was "Questions of Leadership" or something similar, I have no idea about the rest
c0deblooded (Thu 10:08 AM): Latest patch notes for FFXIV, you should be able to see them I'm not logged in
Talraen (Thu 10:09 AM): Nope, got the login screen
Talraen (Thu 10:10 AM): But I found them elsewhere... thank god you don't have to start in Limsa Lominsa anymore
Talraen (Thu 10:12 AM): Looks like no specific gameplay information, really... I do wonder about only restoring HP and MP at a crystal every 10 minutes - did they ever put in a way to restore MP between combat? That always seemed like a dumb oversight
Balerion (Thu 10:17 AM): The Times has an Opinion piece entitled "Room for Debate: Israel's Settler Problem" and for a brief moment I envisioned Israel wracked by an addiction to Settlers of Catan, unable to be productive in even the smallest activities as they are all vying
Balerion (Thu 10:18 AM): for Longest Road and Largest Army
Talraen (Thu 10:20 AM): lol
chaoscat (Thu 10:20 AM): well, they kind of are too busy to do anything productive because they're trying to get the largest army
chaoscat (Thu 10:22 AM): by the way dowd - thanks for getting that meeting canceled last night
Talraen (Thu 10:24 AM): It was my pleasure (and I mean that quite literally)
Talraen (Thu 10:24 AM): I like how Alex was like "I'm gonna blame you for this" and I just told him I'd be happy to take the credit
chaoscat (Thu 10:28 AM): alex is disturbingly clueless
Balerion (Thu 10:28 AM): What was the meeting supposed to be about? Just a status update?
Talraen (Thu 10:29 AM): Yeah we do a conference call every Wednesday
Talraen (Thu 10:29 AM): Truth be told, it would have been pretty pointless with Steve not there, and Steve was still unpacking and such
Talraen (Thu 10:29 AM): I mean, it was a completely legitimate reason to cancel it
Balerion (Thu 10:31 AM): How long do these calls generally take?
chaoscat (Thu 10:31 AM): honestly, i am of the opinion that the entire meeting could be replaced with a todo list that is actually kept up to date
chaoscat (Thu 10:31 AM): an hour plus
chaoscat (Thu 10:32 AM): i literally spend more time on that meeting than i do on any of the "work" that they ask me to do
Talraen (Thu 10:32 AM): In fairness, they were under an hour before we started with the objectives stuff (usually)
chaoscat (Thu 10:34 AM): oh? I remember them being usually running about 15 min over limit
chaoscat (Thu 10:34 AM): although, thinking about it, the target time was half an hour at one point
Talraen (Thu 10:35 AM): Maybe that's your fault Wink
chaoscat (Thu 10:35 AM): Sticking Out Tongue
chaoscat (Thu 10:35 AM): I don't know, when it was just steve on the call, they went very quickly, and when they went longer it was because there was actually something that needed to be discussed
chaoscat (Thu 10:37 AM): you know, rather than degenerating into trying to explain to alex why PHP is not the best choice for parsing string data
Talraen (Thu 10:38 AM): Yeah, proposing anything new tends to bog us down for a while (which is to be expected)
chaoscat (Thu 10:42 AM): yeah, i just don't feel they're productive discussions
chaoscat (Thu 10:42 AM): like if we were discussing what datapoints we could reasonably capture, that would be one thing
chaoscat (Thu 10:42 AM): but the three developers arguing with alex about how to implement something is a waste of time
chaoscat (Thu 10:43 AM): so either we have to ignore 'how' level questions until alex isn't around, or we have to explain everything in CS101 terms to someone who thinks he's CS675
Balerion (Thu 10:44 AM): All 3 of you agreed with the same method?
Talraen (Thu 10:47 AM): In this particular case, Steve stayed out of it
Talraen (Thu 10:47 AM): It basically went Tozzi: "We should do this in Perl" Alex: "I think we should do everything in PHP" Me: "I love PHP, and even I know that's stupid" etc.
Talraen (Thu 10:47 AM): (I've stopped trying to be diplomatic with Alex, it's too stressful and I have nothing to lose anyway Wink)
Talraen (Thu 10:48 AM): As an aside, the idea of consolidating languages is especially ridiculous to a web developer, since we generally use three or more to do anything
Balerion (Thu 10:51 AM): Man . . . I can't wait until all UPS packages have GPS transmitters in them, the current level of OCD tracking that Amazon makes available to me is just not sufficient
Talraen (Thu 10:51 AM): What are you getting?
Talraen (Thu 10:52 AM): Hey I got my plate renewal form in the mail - the way they backed off on the "everyone needs new plates" thing is hilarious
Talraen (Thu 10:52 AM): The cheapest option is for me to keep my current plates, with the current number. I have to pay more to get new ones. So, uh, well done, New York
Talraen (Thu 10:53 AM): You've failed to make any significant money (the whole point of the new plates) and now there will be two styles of New York plates for years to come
Talraen (Thu 10:54 AM): Also, today is 90210 day
chaoscat (Thu 10:54 AM): I was particularly amused by alex's "i want to focus on our core competencies" logic, and I was like "we have one PHP developer, what makes that a core competency any more than perl?"
Talraen (Thu 10:55 AM): Because PHP is awesome
Talraen (Thu 10:55 AM): Duh
Balerion (Thu 10:55 AM): I'm waiting on my Kindle
Balerion (Thu 10:55 AM): it Shipped yesterday at 3:27:06 p.m. from Kentucky
Balerion (Thu 10:55 AM): And is supposed to get here tomorrow
Talraen (Thu 10:56 AM): Actually the correct answer is "Alex doesn't know any Perl at all" and he's either unaware or too self-centered to care that I do (making Perl just as well-known to the dev team as PHP overall)
Talraen (Thu 10:56 AM): Oh, nice
Balerion (Thu 10:56 AM): Yeah
Balerion (Thu 10:56 AM): Unfortunately, I shipped it to work rather than home
Balerion (Thu 10:57 AM): And I was really thinking about working from home tomorrow since we get out at 2pm and there's, you know, a hurricane
Balerion (Thu 10:57 AM): But now I'm totally going to come in just to get this package
Talraen (Thu 10:57 AM): lol well played
Talraen (Thu 10:57 AM): That's on par with New York's license plate system Sticking Out Tongue
Balerion (Thu 10:58 AM): Thanks Smile
Talraen (Thu 10:59 AM): So what are you planning to read on it, anyway? What don't you already own?
chaoscat (Thu 10:59 AM): actually, I would say perl is better known than PHP, since counting alex as a developer is like counting me as an artist
chaoscat (Thu 10:59 AM): although i do know a little PHP, but from looking at your code, i clearly speak it with a very thick accent
Talraen (Thu 11:00 AM): Yeah, which is about where I am with perl Sticking Out Tongue
Talraen (Thu 11:00 AM): I mean, I can write a web site in Perl, but a.) I don't want to and b.) that's not what we're talking about anyway
Talraen (Thu 11:00 AM): I always have to look up the exact syntax for the basic Perl scripting stuff
Balerion (Thu 11:04 AM): Book wise?
Balerion (Thu 11:04 AM): I'm not quite sure yet, but there are a few things I've been holding off on buying
Balerion (Thu 11:05 AM): I think my initial read through is going to be Ice & Fire, since my print editions have been falling apart and I've been looking to do a read through with reviews like you've done for WoT
Talraen (Thu 11:05 AM): Plus it's dirt cheap!
Talraen (Thu 11:06 AM): That reminds me, exactly 2 months until book 13
Talraen (Thu 11:06 AM): I've been distracted from being excited about that lately
Talraen (Thu 11:07 AM): Also why can't I find a cheap copy of Way of Kings? Borders doesn't appear to have any new book discount at all for it, and B&N is only 20%
Talraen (Thu 11:07 AM): At this rate I'll end up spending more on gas than I save
Balerion (Thu 11:07 AM): Other than that, I'm not sure
Balerion (Thu 11:08 AM): I definitely had a few books that I've been holding off buying in anticipation of reading it on the Kindle, but I don't know what
Balerion (Thu 11:09 AM): I need to re-buy Ender's Game since I gave it away last year
Balerion (Thu 11:09 AM): And I think Neuromancer as well, which has mysteriously disappeared
Balerion (Thu 11:09 AM): Oh, I might pick up Cryptonomicon now, since I liked Snow Crash so much
chaoscat (Thu 11:11 AM): Cryptonomicon is awesome, but very different from Snow Crash.
Balerion (Thu 11:11 AM): Yeah, I've heard . . . but I enjoyed Stephenson's writing enough to give it a go
chaoscat (Thu 11:11 AM): oh, i definitely recommend it
chaoscat (Thu 11:12 AM): i think i probably like it better than snow crash personally
Talraen (Thu 11:12 AM): Man I need some kind of inspiration to actually get some work done
chaoscat (Thu 11:12 AM): I also highly recommend Anathem, although the XKCD complaint about made up words is pretty true
chaoscat (Thu 11:12 AM): dowd - doesn't money usually fill that niche?
Talraen (Thu 11:13 AM): I have two 1-2 hour projects I've been putting off for days... that's not enough money to make me care
Balerion (Thu 11:13 AM): well, one thing at a time
chaoscat (Thu 11:14 AM): i actually just finished a cryptonomicon re-read about two months ago
chaoscat (Thu 11:15 AM): there were a ton of little details that i'd either missed the first time through or had forgotten about which really increased my enjoyment of it
Balerion (Thu 11:16 AM): Well, the topic of Snow Crash was like an intellectual wet dream tailored to my interests, so even if Cryptonomicon is measurably the better book I will be surprised if I like it as much
Talraen (Thu 11:16 AM): What is Snow Crash about?
Balerion (Thu 11:17 AM): Snow crash is about ancient myth and using language to hack the human mind, all set in a Neuromancer-esque cyber punk future
chaoscat (Thu 11:18 AM): i've always kind of felt that Snow Crash was Stephenson's way of saying "if I wanted to be goddamn William Gibson, I'd be goddamn William Gibson; now will you please let me write the stories I want to write?"
Balerion (Thu 11:18 AM): That being said, it's pacing was kind of frantic, which is something I gather he grows out of
Balerion (Thu 11:18 AM): LOL
chaoscat (Thu 11:19 AM): cryptonomicon is definitely not frantically paced, except possibly as it is getting near the end
Balerion (Thu 11:20 AM): Oh, I've been meaning to read The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao for a while now, maybe I'll pick that up on the Kindle
chaoscat (Thu 11:20 AM): but it definitely starts off very slow. in fact, picking up on where he transitions from cool character establishing events that are fun to read into stuff that's deeply relevant to the plot in ways that are not obvious is pretty tricky
Balerion (Thu 11:21 AM): I will also be downloading several crossword books for my business trips
chaoscat (Thu 11:21 AM): I don't think I fully appreciated that until my second read through
chaoscat (Thu 11:22 AM): how do crossword books work on the kindle? can you actually fill in the puzzles or what?
Talraen (Thu 11:22 AM): You can do crosswords on the Kindle?
Balerion (Thu 11:26 AM): apparently, search Amazon for Kindle Crossword and I immediately found a 99 cent thing that says it's interactive
Talraen (Thu 11:27 AM): Crazy
Balerion (Thu 11:29 AM): Yeah, right?
Balerion (Thu 11:29 AM): I'm pretty happy about that, though I guess it remains to be seen how good the experience is
Balerion (Thu 11:30 AM): Also, I tend to use the crossword book for the part of the flight that you can't use electronics
Talraen (Thu 11:30 AM): Well, with 99 cents the worst-case scenario isn't so bad
Balerion (Thu 11:32 AM): Agreed
chaoscat (Thu 11:40 AM): can you use the kindle during that part of the flight?
Balerion (Thu 11:41 AM): I wouldn't think so, but it's also only about 10 minutes when landing and taking off
Balerion (Thu 11:41 AM): I also think it's probably not an issue in terms of interfering with the flight itself, they're probably more worried about incidental issues like a bumpy landing sending the electronic device flying
Balerion (Thu 12:07 PM): Sandy is apparently interviewing William Shatner today
Balerion (Thu 12:08 PM): One of her friends replied to this with "Holy Shat", which I think might be the funniest thing ever
Talraen (Thu 12:08 PM): lol that's pretty good
Balerion (Thu 1:59 PM): Today has officially stalled
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:02 PM): We can talk about this lame birthday coupon Best Buy gives out
Talraen (Thu 2:04 PM): Or the fact that Cuzzo is actually on and chatting
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:04 PM): It's a coupon for triple rewards points on a single item. So they're just giving you the chance to possibly spend enough money to get a $5 gift certificate for your birthday.
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:04 PM): Oh, hey. I'm on.
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:04 PM): And I'm chatting.
Balerion (Thu 2:04 PM): Dude
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:05 PM): My kitchen is now past the peak of destruction and is on it's way to being a new shiny kitchen
Talraen (Thu 2:06 PM): That's not terrible... if you buy a $1000 laptop you'd end up getting $40... ok yeah that's terrible, lol
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:08 PM): They couldn't have just given me a $5 gift certificate? I'd be much more willing to go and spend money there with that incentive.
Talraen (Thu 2:09 PM): Well yeah, but you'd only be incentivized to spend a few bucks... how would that help them? lol
Talraen (Thu 2:10 PM): I am honestly surprised it's a single item rather than a single purchase, though
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:10 PM): Well now I'm not incentivized to spend any money
Talraen (Thu 2:10 PM): True, I guess their statistics on who is a consumer whore aren't very accurate
Talraen (Thu 2:10 PM): I don't think I've ever gotten one of those birthday incentives Frown
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:11 PM): And it's from a very restrictive list too. Basically it's only good for really expensive items.
Talraen (Thu 2:11 PM): And it would have been useful when I bought my new monitor
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:11 PM): Do you block their e-mail maybe?
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:12 PM): Because sara and I have gotten the occasional 10% off coupon which does make us go and be consumer whores.
Talraen (Thu 2:12 PM): Nah I do get some. My account is in several names, though, because they're idiots
Talraen (Thu 2:12 PM): Usually mail is addressed to "John Dawd"
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:14 PM): Well, maybe there's a John Dawd out there getting birthday e-mails for a James Dowd
Talraen (Thu 2:14 PM): That fucker!
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:15 PM): I know, what an ass that John Dawd is.
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:16 PM): John Dawd is totally on Linkin and Facebook. You should friend him just to let him know what a fucker he is
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:20 PM): Wired.com helpfull pointed out Fantasy University to me, a new Facebook game in beta testing, and it's got my interest
Talraen (Thu 2:22 PM): If you're into beta testing Facebook games, I have one that you should... let's be honest, the word to put here is "avoid" Wink
chaoscat (Thu 2:24 PM): no, i think he should definitely beta test it, as soon as it's ready for a beta test in, say, three more years
chaoscat (Thu 2:25 PM): at current rates of progress
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:25 PM): Well, I wouldn't exactly say I'm into beta testing. I'm just keeping my eye on that game because it looks promising
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:25 PM): Three more years? So, just in time to miss the Facebook craze huh? Wink
Talraen (Thu 2:25 PM): I was just making fun of our Facebook game
Talraen (Thu 2:26 PM): Although you have an open invitation to play it and be as brutal as you want to in criticizing it
chaoscat (Thu 2:28 PM): wow, the idea that maybe game play counts for something in a game...how novel
chaoscat (Thu 2:28 PM): actually, that looks pretty cool. i might actually try that out
Talraen (Thu 2:29 PM): Tozzi, it's not a competition to see who's more bitter. Largely because you would win hands down
chaoscat (Thu 2:30 PM): heh, thanks, i appreciate the acknowledgment
chaoscat (Thu 2:30 PM): the graphics on that are pure genius tho - it looks like they are just using the concept art dierctly (based on the screen shots), which i'm sure did wonders for their time to market
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:32 PM): Yeah, part of the reason I'm interested in it is the stylized approach they're taking
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:33 PM): If you guys want me to hit your facebook game, you can throw me a link on my wall and I'll see what I can do to break it
Talraen (Thu 2:33 PM): If you remain interested long enough to even try, I'll be impressed
chaoscat (Thu 2:33 PM): in short, they're doing a lot of things right that alex is doing wrong, and why can't he pick someone to model his business on that is actually achievable?
Talraen (Thu 2:34 PM): But I'm not worried about bugs, I'm worried about the fact that the game is completely uninteresting and directionless
Talraen (Thu 2:34 PM): Because trying to emulate the big thing from a few years ago is the sure route to success!
Talraen (Thu 2:34 PM): I mean, when has that ever not worked?
chaoscat (Thu 2:35 PM): *sigh*
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:35 PM): No time I can think of
chaoscat (Thu 2:35 PM): emulating the big thing from a few years ago might even work a bit, if you could do it quickly
chaoscat (Thu 2:35 PM): the fact that we're nearly a year into this and don't have half an hour of content is really pathetic
Talraen (Thu 2:36 PM): Cuzzo, I'd be way too embarrassed to actually acknowledge this game on my Facebook, but if you're really (really) bored, feel free to check it out
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:36 PM): You guys should just do progress quest: now with 100% more clicking with clothing options at a modest price.
Talraen (Thu 2:37 PM): However, I don't want any feedback here. My goals are either to a.) improve the game or b.) break Alex's will, and that will accomplish neither Wink
chaoscat (Thu 2:37 PM): the problem is that the goal of the game isn't to make money, it's to make money while "getting people excited about space exploration"
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:37 PM): I don't acknowledge that link. It needs to be sent to my facebook wall.
chaoscat (Thu 2:37 PM): there are much faster ways to get money, including, but not limited to, working at McDonalds
Talraen (Thu 2:37 PM): It's not worth it Smile
chaoscat (Thu 2:39 PM): actually, thinking about it, even given how low they have the stock valued, i would have made the "fair market price" of the stock they've issued me by working the same number of hours at minimum wage by now
Cuzzdog (Thu 2:39 PM): I'm getting mixed signals as to whether you want me to give suggestions, or if you're more happy with just having something to be bitter about Smile
chaoscat (Thu 2:39 PM): he wants you to give suggestions, just not to him
Talraen (Thu 2:39 PM): See, Tozzi may be more bitter, but he's still holding on to the possibility that we'll ever make any money on this
chaoscat (Thu 2:40 PM): since he is powerless to do anything with those suggestions
chaoscat (Thu 2:40 PM): i like to think of myself as delusional
chaoscat (Thu 2:40 PM): although, not nearly so delusional as steve, who's thinking that this might save him from having to get a real job
Talraen (Thu 2:41 PM): Man I need a real job
Balerion (Thu 2:41 PM): . . . I think Steve's just undergoing some shock at the trifecta of a baby, a move, and the end of school
chaoscat (Thu 2:41 PM): i take it you haven't heard anything from UCHC then?
chaoscat (Thu 2:42 PM): i think steve is in denial of how bad his situation is, to be honest
Talraen (Thu 2:42 PM): Nope, I've moved on, though so far all I've found is telecommuting jobs, and I want a reason to actually do something with my life so I'd rather not
chaoscat (Thu 2:43 PM): he's over-educated and under-experienced coming into a very rough IT marketplace with a child to support. I really feel bad for him
Balerion (Thu 2:43 PM): http://www.asme.org/About/EmploymentASME/Project_CoordinatorJnr_Web.cfm
Balerion (Thu 2:43 PM): This is the only job we have floating around right now
Talraen (Thu 2:43 PM): On the upside, he lives in Camden, Maine in the vicinity of his Pulitzer-prize winning father-in-law
chaoscat (Thu 2:43 PM): forward some of those telecommuting jobs my way...all the ones I find say "we're telecommute friendly, as long as you don't want to actually telecommute more than once a month"
Balerion (Thu 2:44 PM): Well, the only job that might conceivably be the least bit interesting to you
Balerion (Thu 2:44 PM): And even then it's a stretch
Talraen (Thu 2:44 PM): Oh I just looked up "PHP Developer" on monster.com Sticking Out Tongue
Balerion (Thu 2:44 PM): I know his plan was always to go into research, I have no idea what that kind of market looks like though
Talraen (Thu 2:44 PM): Dozens of jobs, all by the same company though... I think they just list every possible location to make sure people notice them
chaoscat (Thu 2:45 PM): you could take a telecommute gig and move out here to help me garden
Balerion (Thu 2:45 PM): Wow, then I could make a new Odd Couple-esque sitcom based off of this experience and become rich
chaoscat (Thu 2:45 PM): out of curiosity, what salary range are they talking about?
Talraen (Thu 2:46 PM): You know, I don't remember, but IIRC it was pretty wide, like $40k-60k... and I do not want a $40k job
Talraen (Thu 2:46 PM): That's probably why your people never called me back
chaoscat (Thu 2:46 PM): to be honest, i don't even want a $60k job....
Talraen (Thu 2:47 PM): Neither do I, but in this economy I'd settle Sticking Out Tongue
Talraen (Thu 2:48 PM): I mean, right now I'm on course to make like 20 grand, plus the monopoly money earned at Colony Moon, so... yeah
chaoscat (Thu 2:49 PM): touche
chaoscat (Thu 2:49 PM): I'm just saying, as long as there's a possibility of me staying at about, $60k isn't enough to get me to move, even with a more definite telecommute option
chaoscat (Thu 2:50 PM): if i were flat out unemployed, then yeah, i'd be all about even the $40k gig
Talraen (Thu 2:51 PM): I'm glad I have enough money saved that I don't have to just take the first thing that comes along
chaoscat (Thu 2:51 PM): yeah, i desperately need to rebuild that buffer
chaoscat (Thu 2:52 PM): most of mine got eaten for the downpayment on the house...i've currently got about a 4 month, presuming nothing goes wrong
c0deblooded (Thu 2:52 PM): Ask bill to get you a programming job here =P
Talraen (Thu 2:52 PM): Yeah if I actually had moved in the past year, I'd be royally fucked now
Talraen (Thu 2:53 PM): If you guys actually have jobs doing what I want to do, sure... but from my conversations with Bill, I'm pretty sure you don't
Balerion (Thu 2:54 PM): God, a four month buffer would be unbelievable
Talraen (Thu 2:54 PM): Right now I'm desperate to get a job I enjoy, I'm not yet desperate just for money... I'll get back to you when I reach that point Wink
Talraen (Thu 2:55 PM): Yeah well given all the disadvantages of living at home, I feel like I deserve some kind of break for doing so Sticking Out Tongue
Balerion (Thu 2:55 PM): I think the most I've ever had was probably a month and a half, and that was when I was saving for the security deposit on the new place
Balerion (Thu 2:55 PM): I was talking more to Tozzi
Balerion (Thu 2:56 PM): Totally respect that your buffer is coming from the living at home thing, that's a great way to build that kind of savings
Balerion (Thu 2:56 PM): My parents always talk about wanting to have the apartment my grandparents are in now down the road in the event that me or my siblings want to move in their for our first home to build money after marriage
Balerion (Thu 2:57 PM): And I'm like ". . . . Sure . . . <sotto voce >over my dead body </sotto voce>"
Talraen (Thu 2:57 PM): As a complete aside, I hate when I'm in the middle of a project and then suddenly it's apparently done, but I didn't think it would be, so I feel like I forgot something
chaoscat (Thu 3:20 PM): Dowd - total tangent note about why I advocate test driven development
Balerion (Thu 3:20 PM): Sweet, Kindle is in Secaucus
chaoscat (Thu 3:21 PM): was just writing tests for a dirt simple text manipulation function which i am planning to implement with one regex, and was wondering if it was worth even writing tests for
Talraen (Thu 3:21 PM): That wouldn't help me in any way in this case
Talraen (Thu 3:21 PM): Oh I thought you meant my thing, carry on
chaoscat (Thu 3:22 PM): opened up some sample data to grab a few test lines from, and found two cases that the regex I was planning to use would have failed on
chaoscat (Thu 3:22 PM): easy to fix, just possibilities i hadn't considered
Talraen (Thu 3:24 PM): lol Dr. Horrible reference in the spoileriffic WoK review on Tor.com
Talraen (Thu 3:25 PM): I wonder why Tor.com would post such a spoilerrific review on their own website a day after release (of a 1,000-page book!) though
chaoscat (Thu 3:26 PM): because they hate their readers?
Talraen (Thu 3:27 PM): It just seems odd, I can't imagine anyone other than someone else who had an ARC getting anything out of it (although, as someone in that category, it's pretty cool to have)
Balerion (Thu 3:28 PM): I really want to see Batman cast this way
Balerion (Thu 3:37 PM): My favorite might be the one with Peter Sellers playing Agent Smith from the Matrix
Balerion (Thu 3:37 PM): Though Steve McQueen as Luke Skywalker would have been hysterical too
Balerion (Thu 3:42 PM): The sun is actually a flaming kitten pulled across the sky by a unicorn named Suzanne who wears wraparound sunglasses and drives a black Camaro
xphacter (Thu 5:03 PM): Hi
xphacter (Thu 5:06 PM): thats interesting
Talraen (Thu 5:06 PM): What is?
xphacter (Thu 5:07 PM): the whole bolding the name of active people
chaoscat (Thu 5:07 PM): night, nerds
xphacter (Thu 5:07 PM): i guess you have the user update the server if the window is active?
Talraen (Thu 5:07 PM): It's been doing that for a long time you know
xphacter (Thu 5:08 PM): i havent been on in a long time
Talraen (Thu 5:08 PM): Actually no, the page has a flag to determine whether it's active, which is controlled by events bound to onblur and onfocus for the window
Talraen (Thu 5:08 PM): Frankly I'm surprised it works
Balerion (8:33 AM): Oh, damn, XKCD just ruined an Emily Dickinson poem for me
Balerion (8:33 AM): He's right . . . once you've thought of it to the tune of Gilligan's Island there's no going back
chaoscat (8:54 AM): i'm not sure if i should be frustrated or grateful that i can't remember the Gilligan's Island tune
chaoscat (8:55 AM): and as long as we're on the subject, did you know you can set Lewis Carrol's Jabberwoky to the tune of Greensleeves?
Balerion (9:05 AM): I did not know that
chaoscat (9:05 AM): yeah, it's pretty good
Balerion (9:06 AM): One of my friends in college did a Jabberwocky piece as part of his tuba recital, it was interesting
chaoscat (9:06 AM): cool
Balerion (9:06 AM): Sort of a core music line written for tuba with the jabberwocky poem in spoken words interspersed in it
chaoscat (9:07 AM): i presume you know that Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' is done entirely in limerick, right?
Balerion (9:08 AM): yep
chaoscat (9:20 AM): I've been told there's music written specifically for Jabberwocky, but I don't think I've ever heard it
Balerion (9:35 AM): Yeah, I don't know if that's what I was listening to or not, but we'll see
Balerion (9:35 AM): Wait, sorry, the "we'll see" was in response to a different conversation I'm having via e-mail
Balerion (9:37 AM): My head is nowhere near being focused today
chaoscat (9:43 AM): heh, no worries
c0deblooded (10:00 AM): so, Klunk has been reborn
c0deblooded (10:01 AM): he's a level 2 miner
c0deblooded (10:01 AM): woo
chaoscat (10:02 AM): <petpeeve>an acceptable answer to "should I use camel case or underscores?" is not "both!"; Day_of_Week is a function name that should never exist.</petpeeve>
Talraen (10:04 AM): Is he a tailless Galka?
Talraen (10:05 AM): Last night I took Marie to see Inception (although let's be honest, taking Marie was just the excuse)
Talraen (10:05 AM): Once again she hadn't seen a single preview - how is that even possible? She didn't even know Leonardo DiCaprio was in it
xphacter (10:05 AM): Hey James
c0deblooded (10:05 AM): yes, he is
Balerion (10:05 AM): Is she of that age range of girls who are required by law to have a giant crush on him, due to Titanic?
c0deblooded (10:06 AM): oh, its xphacter
c0deblooded (10:06 AM): i'm on Wutai
Talraen (10:06 AM): Tozzi, how do you feel about underscore names that are proper names?
Talraen (10:06 AM): Yes, and she does, Matt
Talraen (10:06 AM): And hi, Who
Balerion (10:06 AM): Oh, I stopped in the Strategist yesterday and flipped through two things that might be of interest to people here
Balerion (10:07 AM): One is the Dark Sun campaign setting, in which I discovered that all Defiling magic is handled the way it was during my game at PAX East (an At Will power that can be used to enhance Daily powers at the expense of the environment)
xphacter (10:09 AM): haven't seen you on AIM
Talraen (10:09 AM): Part II of the FFXI job adjustments are up... don't think there was anything that affected any job anyone I know plays, though
chaoscat (10:10 AM): and preservers just don't use that ability?
xphacter (10:10 AM): yeah the 76+ SMN thing is cool
Balerion (10:10 AM): Stormtroopers exploring a strange new world
Balerion (10:10 AM): Basically, yeah
Balerion (10:10 AM): And I didn't see anything mentioned about clerics behaving in an unusual fashion
chaoscat (10:10 AM): that's a pretty reasonable interpertation
Balerion (10:10 AM): I think they just treat one of the Sorcerer-Kings as their god
chaoscat (10:11 AM): i don't remember for sure, but i thought old dark sun didn't have clerics
Talraen (10:11 AM): They did add an ability called "Deus ex Automata" though, which is hilarious
chaoscat (10:11 AM): oh, right, there are the clerics of the sorcerer-kings, i forgotthat
Talraen (10:11 AM): So wait Matt, what was the second thing?
Balerion (10:12 AM): Oh, sorry, got distracted looking through that link I posted
Balerion (10:12 AM): still part of Dark Sun: they had an optional rule for giving everyone a minor psionic ability
Balerion (10:12 AM): Which I thought was a nice nod to the original
Balerion (10:12 AM): The other thing was the Return of the Empress splatbook for Exalted
Balerion (10:13 AM): Which was a hardback, but not a full sized fatsplat, and seemed like a surprisingly good guide to the apocalypse
Balerion (10:14 AM): Chejop Kejack dies in the intro comic, and in a way that I don't entirely understand, which seems appropriate for a Sidereal death
Talraen (10:14 AM): Does anyone know if the FFXIV beta servers will be the same as the live servers (name-wise)?
Talraen (10:15 AM): Also has anyone here not seen Inception? If so I may need to berate you in review format Wink
c0deblooded (10:18 AM): the 14 beta servers do not have the same names
c0deblooded (10:18 AM): and i have not seen inception
c0deblooded (10:18 AM): yet
Talraen (10:18 AM): Well we'll have to decide on one once the game is live
Talraen (10:18 AM): Well you should
c0deblooded (10:19 AM): i'm not sure if i'm getting hte game yet
c0deblooded (10:19 AM): i'll figure it out after this weekend
c0deblooded (10:20 AM): right now i'm mad at it cause i've spent more time patching and installing than playing
c0deblooded (10:21 AM): and it crashed twice on me in 45 mins
Cuzzdog (10:21 AM): Going back to the music to accompany poems, Leonardo Da Vinci wrote music to accompany The Last Supper and hid it in the painting
Cuzzdog (10:22 AM): Also, Inception was pretty darn nifty and should be seen ASAP.
c0deblooded (10:23 AM): Where is it in relation to Animitronio
chaoscat (10:23 AM): Matt - if they're releasing apocalypse stuff for exalted, i'd say 3rd ed is probably going to be a major world overhaul, possibly 3rd age stuff
chaoscat (10:23 AM): at least if they follow the WoD pattern
Balerion (10:24 AM): Maybe, but I'm not sure there's any indication that this is the case
Balerion (10:24 AM): They've been pretty deliberate about any plot books they release being strictly optional
Balerion (10:25 AM): whereas the plot was always pretty integral to WoD, at least as I understood Mage
chaoscat (10:25 AM): that's true
chaoscat (10:25 AM): but as you said, they're due for new line, and there just doesn't seem to be a need for a massive rules overhaul
Balerion (10:26 AM): That's true
Balerion (10:27 AM): (these past three minutes might be the single most reasonable exchange of dialogue ever to occur on this website)
Talraen (10:28 AM): Whatever, dick Wink
chaoscat (10:28 AM): sometimes someone will say how bored they are, and we'll all agree - that's pretty reasonable
Balerion (10:33 AM): Oh, hey, reading a review of Dark Sun on Amazon it looks like the Divine classes are gone from the setting, instead there are elemental priests or something like that
chaoscat (10:33 AM): yeah, that sounds right
chaoscat (10:33 AM): there are no gods on athas, rajat killed them all
chaoscat (10:35 AM): i remember there being a templar class which got some divine magic via the sorcerer kings, and elemental priests sounds right now that you mention it
chaoscat (10:36 AM): did you see if they brought back gladiators as a class?
Talraen (10:36 AM): I looked at the campaign setting briefly, and they explicitly said it is not a followup, nor exactly the same, as the old setting
Talraen (10:37 AM): They said exactly where in history it takes place - after the rise or fall of some king, I think - which was earlier than the old setting, I believe
Balerion (10:37 AM): Well, interestingly they created a new thing called "Character Themes", which are like setting driven paragon paths that you get at level 1
chaoscat (10:37 AM): I can live with that as long as they kept true to the spirit of the old setting, which so far it sounds like they did
Balerion (10:37 AM): So it seems like you would play a Shaman, with a Character Theme of Elemental Priest
chaoscat (10:37 AM): that sounds cool
Balerion (10:37 AM): I recall them giving us one specific power at level one, all of which were pretty useful
chaoscat (10:38 AM): are they like power sources? or do they have more concrete effects?
chaoscat (10:38 AM): this is definitely the most persuasive argument for 4th ed i've heard to date
Balerion (10:39 AM): More concrete effects
chaoscat (10:39 AM): although probably not sufficently persuasive, since if I really want to play darksun, i can use the tons of old darksun books i already own...
Balerion (10:39 AM): I think they each came with an At-Will power at level 1, not sure if you get more powers as you level or notB
Talraen (10:39 AM): Yeah but then you'd be playing 2nd ed... ew
Balerion (10:39 AM): But there were some in-setting consequences too (e.g. choosing the Templar theme brings with it all of the issues of being a representative of a tyrranical god-king)
chaoscat (10:40 AM): in fact, if i hadn't already committed to a sidereals game, i might try to fire up some 2nd ed darksun just for kicks
Balerion (10:40 AM): Oh, apparently they're Encounter powers, not At-Wills, and then later on you get to choose from Theme powers in addition to Class powers when you level
Talraen (10:41 AM): Sidereals and 2nd ed... sometimes I wonder why we're friends Sticking Out Tongue
chaoscat (10:41 AM): dowd - 2nd ed has two big advantages over 4th ed - 1) I already own several hundred dollars worth of 2nd ed books and 2) everyone I might game with down here already knows 2nd ed
Talraen (10:42 AM): Oh I'm not saying you have to play 4E - 3E would be fine - but I mean, THAC0? EW
chaoscat (10:42 AM): I've always kind of assumed we're friends because it's really hard to find someone you can hate this much for this long
chaoscat (10:43 AM): actually, i would love to convert darksun to 3.5
Talraen (10:43 AM): Oh hey that reminds me, apparently D&D essentials is a bit of a return to the "fighters only attack, wizards have lots of abilities" style of D&D
Talraen (10:43 AM): Tozzi, don't give yourself that much credit Smile
chaoscat (10:43 AM): heh
chaoscat (10:43 AM): oh, ouch. i'm feeling the burn there
chaoscat (10:47 AM): frankly, darksun practically prototyped the prestige class system with the dragon transformations and such
Talraen (10:47 AM): It uses THAC0!
chaoscat (10:47 AM): i mean, prestige classes did it better, but you could model that really well in 3rd ed
Talraen (10:47 AM): Didn't someone actually publish Darksun for 3rd, but it was a third party? Or was that some other old setting?
chaoscat (10:47 AM): oh boo-hoo Mr "I'm too weak at math to do subtraction"
Balerion (10:48 AM): I don't know, I feel like that might have been Dragonlance
Balerion (10:48 AM): Ok, I'm on whatever side is not in favor of THAC0
chaoscat (10:48 AM): i vaguely recall there being some conversion effort on darksun, but i don't remember it ever getting anywhere
Talraen (10:48 AM): Oh yeah it might have been... although wasn't Dragonlance sort of legit? Like it had the logo?
Balerion (10:48 AM): Because while I totally am able to do subtraction, I believe that THAC0 involves subtraction and dark voodoo magic
Talraen (10:48 AM): BOOM take that, Tozzi
chaoscat (10:49 AM): i'm not so much in favor of THAC0 as I'm in favor or mocking James
Talraen (10:49 AM): You only mock yourself with your THAC0 defense
chaoscat (10:51 AM): dude, THAC0 was offense, not defense
chaoscat (11:22 AM): so speaking to that long tail discussion from yesterday, our conversation here had me thinking "gee, I don't actually have a 3.5 PH these days. I wonder what a PDF of it costs." The answer is, as far as i can tell, it doesn't exist
chaoscat (11:23 AM): so, way to go, WotC. a person who was totally looking to give you money for something you've moved on from can't do that
Cuzzdog (11:30 AM): WotC used to sell all their books as PDF files, until they all mysteriously showed up as torrents minutes later
chaoscat (11:36 AM): yeah, i had no trouble finding torrents for it
Talraen (11:40 AM): I suspect they wouldn't still be selling 3rd ed stuff regardless
chaoscat (12:29 PM): Open source card game
chaoscat (12:47 PM): man, i love it when alex builds stuff with totally different terminology and data sets than what we discussed
Cuzzdog (12:50 PM): Really? See, I always had you pegged as the kind of guy who would be upset about something like that. I guess you learn something new everyday.
chaoscat (12:51 PM): nah, i'd be upset if a project i cared about did that
chaoscat (12:51 PM): with alex, i can just say "well, if you'd told me that in the first place, it could have been built by now."
Balerion (12:52 PM): So do you guys want to hear about the biggest wedding faux pas I've ever encountered?
Balerion (12:52 PM): I can gossip freely about this to you all, since none of you know the individual in question
chaoscat (12:52 PM): sure
Balerion (12:53 PM): So
Balerion (12:53 PM): One of the groomsmen at one of the weddings last weekend has been going through a rough time lately
Balerion (12:54 PM): He's going through a separation (soon to be divorce)
Cuzzdog (12:54 PM): Oh man, just by the setup alone I can tell this is going to be more than a faux pas. Press on!
Balerion (12:54 PM): I don't really know the details, but suffice it to say he's been emotionally turbulent to begin with
Balerion (12:55 PM): So at this wedding, he gets just about as drunk as I've ever seen anyone, frequently seen wandering around with a bottle of wine in one hand
chaoscat (12:55 PM): hey, shacking up with bridesmaids is never a faux pas, except possibly for the groom
Balerion (12:55 PM): While in the bathroom one time I heard someone making loud beeping noises outside, and when I left the bathroom, sure enough it was him
Balerion (12:55 PM): He looked at me strangely for a moment, handed me a thing of q-tips, then ran away
Balerion (12:55 PM): This is all by way of back story to set the scene
Balerion (12:56 PM): From there on in, every time I went in the direction of the bathroom he was running up or down the hallway, yelling something strange
Balerion (12:56 PM): Anyway, there was a shuttle bus to take people back to the hotel, which I was not on
Balerion (12:56 PM): But some of my friends who I gave a ride to needed to stop at the hotel to pick something up
Balerion (12:57 PM): So, when they get back in the car, they say that as people were getting off the bus this guy told the groomsman that he needed to apologize to some of the women on the bus or they'd have to step outside to settle this
Balerion (12:57 PM): Now, this guy was about two feet shorter and fifty pounds lighter (at least) than the groomsman in question
Balerion (12:58 PM): So already we're thinking this had to be something pretty bad, but nobody knows what it is
Balerion (12:58 PM): The next morning I get a text from him saying "Hey, I had a totally epic night last night"
Balerion (12:58 PM): To which I reply "I heard, complete with a boss fight and everything, eh?"
Balerion (12:58 PM): And he says: "What happened? I can't remember anything after 10pm" (wedding finished around 11pm)
Balerion (12:59 PM): I reply "You got me, I was hoping you could fill me in on the details"
Balerion (12:59 PM): So, finally I get in touch with someone who knows the story
Balerion (12:59 PM): Apparently, while on the bus, he called a bunch of the bride's mother's friends "dirty sluts" and then threatened to fight the father of the bride
Balerion (1:00 PM): (the women in question were probably in their 50s, for reference on the 'dirty slut' front)
Balerion (1:00 PM): Suffice it to say, far worse than anything that my friends and I had possibly imagined as we were batting around the possibilities on the way back
chaoscat (1:02 PM): wow, that's pretty intense
Balerion (1:04 PM): I know, right? I'm thinking if I had called Sara or Emily's mothers' friends "dirty sluts", I would not be friends with Mike and Steve right now
chaoscat (1:06 PM): seems likely
chaoscat (1:07 PM): here's a great alex-ism. I asked him to send me the apache log format string, since he's doing the sysadmin work right now. He tells me "looks like we're just using the installation defaults" and sends me a conf file...
chaoscat (1:07 PM): which doesn't have the information i need, but does have a comment from the previous sysadmin
Cuzzdog (1:08 PM): Oh, you mean you don't remember the dirty slut incident from my wedding? You were pretty high on acid at the time
Balerion (1:10 PM): Oh, right, forgot about that
Talraen (2:15 PM): OK, so, two huge white dragons, seven large white dragons, eight doppelgangers... and now 16 hook horrors at once? Really? And it's chapter 3 (of 6) - IWD2 is friggin' ridiculous
Talraen (2:19 PM): Honestly it wouldn't even be annoying if not for the fact that literally 90% of the enemies I fight give me no experience, and absolutely nothing gives me more than 300 (I'm level 13, one CR 13 mob would give 3,900 XP)
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Talraen's review of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Graphic Novels

I'll admit up front that this really isn't a review so much as an excuse for me to talk about the translation of Scott Pilgrim from graphic novel to movie. But I do like reviewing stuff, so for starters, here's a review of the movie for those who haven't read the graphic novels.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is a movie for a fairly specific audience. This movie is chock full of video game references, but that's not really what restricts its viewership. While you'll miss a few of the jokes if you have no video game background, most of the really important bits are pretty straightforward (such as the Street Fighter-esque "KO!" at the end of fights). No, the reason I wouldn't send my mom to see this movie is because the structure is a bit crazy. Zany is another good word.

The basic premise here is that the titular character starts obsessing over the new girl in town, they start dating, and then he has to defeat her seven evil exes in combat. Yeah, this isn't your standard twenty-something romance flick. They don't bother explaining why Scott can hold his own against the exes and their superhuman abilities, and that's just fine. The fight scenes are highly entertaining, provided you're not expecting real-world logic to apply (that statement really goes for the entire movie).

Scott Pilgrim is especially notable for its casting. Every character really works, even if it's hard to keep track of who some of them are and why they're around. For instance, why does Scott associate with Julie, who's basically a bitch at every turn? This is the sort of character development you lose in the translation from graphic novel to movie. Most of the characters work right from the get-to, though, especially Scott's gay roommate and most of the evil exes.

The only real problem I can see people having with this movie is with the main characters. Scott Pilgrim is played by Michael Cera, who some people can't seem to stand. I can't honestly say that he's playing a much different character here than he always does, though as Scott he's much more of an asshole, which I guess is something. His love interest, Ramona Flowers, is well-played, but there's very little chemistry between the two. This is the biggest flaw in the movie, but the way events play out, it still kind of works.

In the end, Scott Pilgrim is nothing if not highly entertaining. The fights are great, the banter is highly amusing, the characters are colorful, and the zaniness all manages to work. You know, provided you're not put off by random video game references and a complete disregard for any sort of explanation.

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I saw the movie before reading the graphic novels, and in fact I haven't seen it since reading them, but doing so certainly colored my reaction to the movie. The movie makes a few significant changes to the structure of the story. Most of these are standard movie translation, such as removing minor characters or combining multiple events into one. They do flesh out some of the earlier fights, while almost completely eliminating the events of volume 5. All of these changes really work, although the loss of events is regrettable. But the biggest change comes in the ending.

I won't spoil what happens, but suffice it to say, the ending sequence is very different from that of the books. I for one preferred the movie version, but the original is a lot more complete if less dramatic. For instance, while Scott had a specific plot reason for not realizing what an asshole he was to women in the books, he really just is in the movies, because they change that resolution entirely.

As in my basic review, the biggest problems here are Scott and Ramona. Michael Cera's Scott says the same things as in the graphic novel, but I don't really picture his personality the same way. While the Scott of the books was kind of ignorant and simple, movie Scott is more of an actual dick. It works narratively, but the difference is significant. Ramona is pretty spot-on except for the lack of chemistry between the two. While that lack didn't really bother me watching the movie without context, it's quite jarring now. It's like Scott's motives are completely different in the movie than the book.

All that said, you can certainly enjoy the movie if you've read the books. Seeing the characters come to life is well worth the price of admission, especially Wallace and the rest of Sex Bob-Omb. And the fights here are more spectacular than they were in the books, and much funnier to boot. The best one-liners from the books all made it in, albeit not always in the same place. Provided you're not expecting (and demanding) a direct translation from page to screen, this is a highly enjoyable movie for fans as well as non-fans.

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Talraen's review of Knife of Dreams (Robert Jordan)

Let's Get This Ending Started

While it was certainly never intended as such, Knife of Dreams now feels almost like a bridge between the Robert Jordan era of the Wheel of Time and the Brandon Sanderson era. There are several reasons for this, but mostly it's because the previous 10 books were building the plot up, and book 11 finally starts to barrel towards an ultimate conclusion. Despite that, this is the last book (I assume) that introduces any major new plotlines, but they're all pretty awesome, so it's OK.

Knife of Dreams is the book long time Wheel of Time fans have been waiting for (or more specifically, the first book we've been waiting for). Several plotlines that have dragged on for a few books are finally resolved, major events happen, and a few long-prophesied events finally come to pass. Plus, there's a whole lot of Mat here, and this is where Egwene started to become my favorite character.

All that said, in some ways the book feels a bit rushed. Jordan didn't start promising us that the next book would be the last until after Knife of Dreams came out, but you can sort of tell it was written to finally start resolving things. Whether the style feels rushed because that's how Jordan writes endings or because he put extra effort into keeping things under control, we'll never know. What I do know, which is really weird, is that this book actually feels a bit like a Brandon Sanderson book, at least in how things get resolved. In some ways I feel like I wouldn't have been able to accept the change in authors without it. Of course, I may be crazy and just seeing things, but that's how I felt.

But don't think the feeling of being rushed is a bad thing. Long-time fans probably won't, but I should be clear here: this book is great. The pace is picked up, and even though some new information is introduced, it's all very much aimed at setting up the end of the series. If you were to draw a diagram of the breadth of the plot of the Wheel of Time, Knife of Dreams is not only the first time it starts to narrow, it does so dramatically.

11 books into a series, there isn't much I can say that isn't a spoiler, but this book does a much better job of pacing than its predecessor's experimental layout. There are four major plotlines interspersed with some other important events, covering pretty much every relevant character. The prologue is especially notable, not because of its length (which, while extreme, in on par with other late WoT books), but because it brings many of the secondary plotlines to a head. They aren't all that interesting on a first read (let's be honest, it's hard to stay interested in Ituralde until we find out why we should care, which is yet to come), but it's not the slow-moving mess it's been in some previous books.

While it is extremely sad that this was Robert Jordan's last book, it's good for all Wheel of Time fans that he got things rolling here. Had Sanderson or another author stepped in after book 10, the transition would have been much more jarring. Knife of Dreams doesn't feature the fantastic writing of its predecessor, but things happen, which at this point is all fans really wanted.

If nothing else, Knife of Dreams reassured me that the ending will be worth the wait. In the grand scheme of things, this is more the intro to the ending than its actual beginning, serving to end a number of penultimate plotlines, but the payoffs are worth it. They may not be worth 11 whole books, but that's what the last three are for. We hope.

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Talraen's review of Madden NFL 11 (360)

The Madden Game I've Been Waiting For

For the past three years, I've purchased the new Madden game, played it a bit, lost horribly to my brother, and given up on it. I considered not buying this year's version, but I felt like I finally "get" football enough to enjoy the game, so I took the plunge - and I'm glad I did. I've long said that there should be a tutorial mode of some kind that teaches you how to play football, and more importantly why you call certain plays at certain times, and while this game doesn't quite do that, it comes pretty close and does so seamlessly.

I could go on reviewing this game for quite a while, but it seems best to stick to the really important stuff. To me, the biggest improvement in Madden 11 is the coordinator speech option. Basically, when you get to the line after each play call, your offensive or defensive coordinator will give you some advice about running the play. On offense this advice is mostly about gameplay (warning you to avoid double-coverage, advice to stay behind blocks on a run, etc.), but on defense - the part of the game most casual fans don't really get - the advice works as an effective learning tool. Generally your coordinator will let you know what the weaknesses are in the defense you called, which in turn gives you some idea which defenses work against which types of plays. Sometimes the advice is more direct (for instance, I learned here how safeties are useful against the run). I still have no idea what really makes you prefer zone versus man coverage, but at least I can read a play and adjust to it.

And that brings me to the second change, the strategy pad. I'm not nearly familiar enough with prior Maddens' audible system to know why longtime fans hate the strategy pad, but they do. Personally, I love it, because it organizes audibles logically and makes them easy to learn. There's a lot more you can do on defense, but I found generalized audibles more useful, especially since the computer doesn't give you a lot of time. On offense you're mostly limited to adjusting receiver routes, but doing so is key to exploiting defenses, so that's fine.

The audible system in general has been much improved as well. While the strategy pad lets you make specific adjustments, you can also (as always) switch to entirely different plays. The key improvement this year is that you have a number of audibles, both on offense and defense, which adjust the play but not the formation. This is especially helpful on defense, since the original play call determines how many linemen and linebackers you have on the field, but these audibles take all that into account, while a normal play audible may put players out of position. On offense, it's easy to switch from run to pass if you see exploitable coverage, and the strategy pad lets you make further fine adjustments. And you have all of the basic options you'd want available: man, zone, or blitz on defense, and run, play action, or quick and deep passes on offense.

The presentation of the game is downright amazing. I don't know if previous games did all the cool franchise stuff, such as a recap show with actual NFL network hosts and whatnot, but the in-game presentation is much improved. Gus Johnson takes over as the play-by-play guy, and his excitement is a huge improvement over the robotic calls of previous games. In-game chants and touchdown celebrations really make you feel like you're actually playing in a given stadium. Unfortunately, this all works better on an individual game basis - you'll find the same quarterback comparison speech given for almost every season game, and I didn't hear any announcing about playoff implications or anything else outside the current game except for season statistical totals.

Of course, the gameplay is as solid as its ever been, and I really enjoyed it because I'm finally getting good at it. The removal of the sprint button has a lot to do with that, and is as welcome here as it was in the NHL series. I do find the computer can break tackles far more proficiently than I can, but my rushing game doesn't really seem to suffer for it, so that's OK. There do seem to be too many breakaway plays from scrimmage, and too few on punt and kick returns (I never had a kick return go beyond the 35, or a punt return of more than 20 yards). And Lawrence Tynes seems to have no range as a field goal kicker, but that's a much more specific complaint.

All in all, Madden 11 is a great football game, especially for those who (like me) like football but are intimidated by playcalling, especially on the defensive side. Madden 11 even has an automatic playcalling feature that speeds up the game dramatically and avoids that feeling that you'd be doing better if you knew what you were doing. (Though I'd still advise asking Madden on defense, if only because you have so little time to make adjustments that you really don't want to have to study the play you called before making them.)

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